geewizzard:

by *falvie

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Source: falvie.deviantart.com

Originally from Fantasy mirrors desire. Imagination reshapes it.

christyyeee:

It’s been a while. But I’m back with a looongg post! Here’s how I envision this scene happening. Well, they are awkward dorks after all. 

And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,’ Hermione added as an afterthought.
'But I don't think you're ugly,' said Harry, bemused.
Hermione laughed.” -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

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Source: christyyeee

Originally from EVERYEFFINGTHING

otterandterrier:

It definitely is.

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Source: quaffle-chasers

Originally from

heleneofc asked

"I think you look hot"

ragingserenity:

Annabeth rolls her eyes. “You’ve been saying that about all of the outfits I picked,” she tells the redhead who’s currently lounging on the couch with a glass of red wine in her hand. “It’s really not helpful.”

"Well, I can’t help it," Rachel replies, grinning. "And I happen to know Percy’s taste first hand." She grins even wider. "He’s not gonna be able to take his eyes off of you for the entire evening whatever outfit you pick."

"Sometimes I think this oracling you do leaves you sexually very frustrated," Annabeth replies. "Okay, let’s change the parameters. Which outfit do you think is going to leave him the most sexually frustrated the entire evening?”

saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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Source: rexuality

Originally from we did it babby

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Source: riseoftheguardian

Originally from ohana

heleneofc asked

Percy and Annabeth wearing sweet pants

ragingserenity:

Percy started it all, so it’s absolutely not Annabeth’s fault. It was he who showed up in the kitchen one Saturday morning wearing nothing except for low-riding sweatpants. Annabeth almost spilled her coffee when he walked in, and she was utterly incapable of keeping her eyes away from his back while he was cooking breakfast.

So naturally she had to get him back. The best thing she could think of was to copy him — except for the addition of her tightest white sports bra. When he came into the kitchen on Sunday, she greeted him with a coffee and a smile — and a very strategic peek down her cleavage.

Needless to say, they didn’t get any breakfast that morning. Nor lunch. Except for… well.

Is that you, cap?

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Source: maidmarians

Originally from oo de lally!

anonemouse789 asked

Carnival AU! Percy fails at the first date

ragingserenity:

In his defense, he didn’t come with a plan. He just went home to change into a fresh shirt and jeans, and then he had just wanted to get some flowers, because his mom had taught him not to come empty-handed to a date.

And, well, he made it to the amusement park in time and found Annabeth’s booth again. He also gave her the handful of flowers he’d managed to get — two roses and a couple of lilies — and she was smiling and thanking him.

If only he hadn’t talked her into letting him take another shot at twenty out of twenty hits before they left. If only he hadn’t slipped and lost his aim and accidentally soaked Annabeth head to toe.

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

from-james-to-lily:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

Connect to “Dumbledore’s Crib”
Password: Twi$$ler$
Excellent Wifi 

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Source: accioheadcanons

Originally from Accio Headcanons

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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Source: neptunain

Originally from

kaguramutsuki:

kaguramutsuki:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

this was a good post

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Source: kaguramutsuki

Originally from on vacation 8/23 thru 9/8

princessfett:

get to know me(me) (by x)  — 10 characters

[6/10] naveen

princessfett:

get to know me(me) (by x)  — 10 characters

[6/10] naveen

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Source: princessfett

Originally from ok then

840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

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Source: ellsworthsmelly

Originally from f(art)

kabtor:

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.” ― Pablo Neruda

kabtor:

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.” ― Pablo Neruda

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Source: kabtor

Originally from YER A WIZARD, YANEE